Red Tide Prediction

Written by Texx Smith

Topics: Rumors

This article will be short and sweet.

I predict the red tide will increase as soon as the rains come.

Obvious you say? I agree. Why so obvious?

The currently accepted theory is that fertilizer builds up in farmlands, government property, (like medians) and your neighbors lawn (you know, the one with the unnaturally green grass, surely you aren’t fertilizing your grass right?), then when the rain comes it washes the fertilizers in to the water. Red Tide is an algae (K. Brevis) which is a plant. The rest is pretty easy to figure out.

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